Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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