I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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