they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Bring me that man meat
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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