Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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