did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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