There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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