I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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