So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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