Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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