I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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it was like eating out sand paper
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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