Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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