so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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