I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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