I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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