ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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