im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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