so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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