Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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