So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
