Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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