I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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