will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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