I feel like abortions should bother me more
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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