Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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