Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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