I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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