I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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