She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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