Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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