When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
The power of my boobs compel you
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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