So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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