So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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