Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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