The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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