i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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