If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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