I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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