What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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