Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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