cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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