mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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