porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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