READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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