I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Come see our sink grown plant.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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