Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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