I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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