They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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