my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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