So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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