There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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