What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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