we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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