Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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